_{[Hardly-- she HATES school counselors. ... Or at least the ones at HER school. But preachy is as preachy does, it's true.]}

Fair enough, fine. I'm just givin' you some advice though.

That goth weasel thing is probably the most valuable thing you OWN right now. Don't waste it, yeah? Be nice to it and it might save your butt somewhere down the line.