Howard Bassem (
iselldrugstothecommunity) wrote2012-09-28 04:48 pm
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There Are Flowers in the Garbage [Musebox]
Expecting that school, both correspondence and not, was going to keep Howard and Diana busy was probably a vain hope. Howard's sleep schedule keeps him from usually having evenings free (either he's napping or he's zombified), but occasionally his and Diana's free time overlap. Tonight is one of those nights.
See, it's after Christmas, and the grocer down the street throws away most of the turkeys that weren't sold by that day. Some of them are well rotten by now, but some of them were frozen before they were tossed, and as such they're still more than edible. Howard told Diana about this heinous crime, and they spent the last night unable to really sleep without thinking of all the meat going to waste.
So tonight they're striking a blow for justice. Or for hunger. Whichever. Howard's donned black clothing to blend in with the background, and has brought his backpack and a shopping cart. At the very least they can get some emergency stores for the freezer. He waits outside Ian and Barbara's house for Diana, tapping his foot.
See, it's after Christmas, and the grocer down the street throws away most of the turkeys that weren't sold by that day. Some of them are well rotten by now, but some of them were frozen before they were tossed, and as such they're still more than edible. Howard told Diana about this heinous crime, and they spent the last night unable to really sleep without thinking of all the meat going to waste.
So tonight they're striking a blow for justice. Or for hunger. Whichever. Howard's donned black clothing to blend in with the background, and has brought his backpack and a shopping cart. At the very least they can get some emergency stores for the freezer. He waits outside Ian and Barbara's house for Diana, tapping his foot.
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"We won't do it again." By which he means 'get caught', of course, but hopefully they'll buy it.
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It wasn't a big deal for her. She was a good enough actor to make it sound as if she were really sorry.
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"I don't know. Not much we can do is there?"
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"Well, if you're not going to mean it, I can only hope that whatever punishment the grocer wants you to undergo is worth it. Maybe picking up rubbish, or volunteering in a shelter might make you reconsider theft in the future. And don't think for a moment that you'll be getting out of it! Even if Ian or myself have to drive you there and watch you do it."
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Because Howard thinks that's just begging to have them get sent to jail again for theft.
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He yawned - it was technically morning already. "Perhaps we can all sleep on it," he said, and finished his tea.